🌢️ SpicyLister Village
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Has someone left you
with a house to clear?

No money needed upfront. No idea where to start? We help.
We do the listings. Things sell. You pay us when the money comes in.

🀝 Get in touch — we’ll help

"Don’t send flowers. Help us clear the house."

🏠 We know this situation

Someone you loved has died. Or a family member’s health has changed suddenly. Or you’ve been left with a house full of another person’s lifetime, and no idea what to do with it.

You’re grieving. You’re overwhelmed. You’ve got a house to clear, a landlord asking questions, and nobody helping. The charity shop will take the obvious stuff β€” but everything else just piles up, and the thought of listing it individually on eBay is impossible right now.

"I looked at a set of drawers at a boot sale. Covered in mould. Full of some old man’s gadgets. They looked exactly like mine. Nobody helped him clear this. Nobody helped me either β€” except my very close family." — Chris P Taylor, SpicyLister founder

That’s why this exists. Not as a service. As a decision that this shouldn’t happen to people.

⚑ How it works

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You get in touch Fill in the form below β€” your name, your situation, roughly how many items. That’s it. No pressure. No commitment.
2
A photographer comes to you One of our trained local people visits with a portable photo booth. They photograph everything β€” systematically, thoroughly. You don’t have to lift a finger.
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We do all the listings SpicyLister AI prices each item against real sold prices. Writes the title, the description, recommends postage. Lister files everything to eBay. You don’t touch eBay at all.
4
Things sell on your eBay account The money goes to you directly. We don’t hold it. You don’t pay us a penny until things start selling.
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You pay whatever it was worth to you Once the money starts coming in, you decide. Commission on what sold. Or a donation to the community fund. Or a Patreon membership if you want us to keep going for you.

πŸ•―οΈ The Wake Page

Every memorial listing gets a dedicated public page. Shareable. Warm. Personal if you want it to be.

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The QR code on the order of service

Print it. Put it in the order of service at the funeral. Pin it on the board at the wake.

Friends, family, club members scan it. They see the person’s belongings. They buy something that meant something to the person they loved. The family gets the money. Progress shown live: “We’ve raised £340 so far.”

People buy things at wakes. They always have. Bring-and-buy at the wake is as old as community itself. This is just that β€” with a phone and an eBay account.

The page can hold:

“Instead of flowers, we asked people to help us clear the house.”

That’s the line. It goes on the order of service. It travels.

πŸ“Έ The Portable Photographer

You shouldn’t have to photograph five hundred items. You’re grieving. That’s not your job right now.

🌱 A local person. A portable booth. Paid for their time.

We train local people — a neighbour, a young person who needs work, a community member — in how to photograph items systematically for eBay. They carry a portable studio: two lights, a backdrop, a phone mount. Everything they need fits in a bag.

They come to you. They photograph the house. You make them a cup of tea. They leave with everything on a drive. The listing machine takes it from there.

This is also a job. A real, flexible, local job β€” paid per visit, per item batch. The village provides for itself.

🌿 The Community Fund

When things sell and people pay us back β€” whatever they feel is right β€” that money is ring-fenced. It doesn’t go to salaries or shareholders.

"If they’ve got no money and they’ve been dumped with a house to clear — we help. Then they pay us whatever it was worth. And the donation goes to the community." — Chris P Taylor, 2026

πŸ”₯ Once things are selling

Once the house is cleared and money is coming in, some people join as Patreon Founders. Not because they have to. Because we helped them when they had nothing, and they want the village to keep going.

A Founder membership means we keep doing this for everything else in your life — 5 auto-listings a day, your own stall, your QR code for boot sales and markets. £15 a month. The maths make themselves.

There’s no ask here. When you’re ready, you’ll know.

🀝 We’re here

Tell us a little about your situation. No commitment. Just a conversation. Chris or one of the team will respond personally β€” not a support ticket, a person.

πŸ•―οΈ Message received

Someone will be in touch with you personally. Take a breath. You don’t have to figure this out alone.

No money needed. No commitment. Just a conversation.