No money needed upfront. No idea where to start? We help.
We do the listings. Things sell. You pay us when the money comes in.
"Don’t send flowers. Help us clear the house."
Someone you loved has died. Or a family member’s health has changed suddenly. Or you’ve been left with a house full of another person’s lifetime, and no idea what to do with it.
You’re grieving. You’re overwhelmed. You’ve got a house to clear, a landlord asking questions, and nobody helping. The charity shop will take the obvious stuff β but everything else just piles up, and the thought of listing it individually on eBay is impossible right now.
That’s why this exists. Not as a service. As a decision that this shouldn’t happen to people.
Every memorial listing gets a dedicated public page. Shareable. Warm. Personal if you want it to be.
Print it. Put it in the order of service at the funeral. Pin it on the board at the wake.
Friends, family, club members scan it. They see the person’s belongings. They buy something that meant something to the person they loved. The family gets the money. Progress shown live: “We’ve raised £340 so far.”
People buy things at wakes. They always have. Bring-and-buy at the wake is as old as community itself. This is just that β with a phone and an eBay account.
The page can hold:
“Instead of flowers, we asked people to help us clear the house.”
That’s the line. It goes on the order of service. It travels.
You shouldn’t have to photograph five hundred items. You’re grieving. That’s not your job right now.
We train local people — a neighbour, a young person who needs work, a community member — in how to photograph items systematically for eBay. They carry a portable studio: two lights, a backdrop, a phone mount. Everything they need fits in a bag.
They come to you. They photograph the house. You make them a cup of tea. They leave with everything on a drive. The listing machine takes it from there.
This is also a job. A real, flexible, local job β paid per visit, per item batch. The village provides for itself.
When things sell and people pay us back β whatever they feel is right β that money is ring-fenced. It doesn’t go to salaries or shareholders.
Once the house is cleared and money is coming in, some people join as Patreon Founders. Not because they have to. Because we helped them when they had nothing, and they want the village to keep going.
A Founder membership means we keep doing this for everything else in your life — 5 auto-listings a day, your own stall, your QR code for boot sales and markets. £15 a month. The maths make themselves.
There’s no ask here. When you’re ready, you’ll know.
Tell us a little about your situation. No commitment. Just a conversation. Chris or one of the team will respond personally β not a support ticket, a person.
Someone will be in touch with you personally. Take a breath. You don’t have to figure this out alone.